What is Texas known for, other than football?
What is Texas’s motto?
No, Not do you speak English, the other one.
Everything is bigger in Texas.
So, as long time readers should know, I was going to goto a restaurant in Dallas and have a giant Steak for my 40th Birthday.
Didn’t happen. Life put on some Steel-toe boots and went for a 50 yarder on my life, and I didn’t go, last verse same as the first on birthday 41.
42? It must be the Power of James Worthy, my favorite all-time player, cause everything seems to be lining up for Birthday Steak on number 42.
Except one thing. Traildust, the restaurant I was going to, has closed. Gone. No longer there.
So lets throw open Google and see where the Biggest Steak is in DALLAS, TEXAS.
OK, just a BIT out of the city limits of Dallas.
OK, How about Biggest Steak in Dallas
Lets see what page TWO has to say. Oh there is a steakhouse in Dallas! Lets look at the Menu. Lets goto Steaks and see how big this thing is.
Really? I can beat that HERE in Shreveport.
Let’s run a few more searches.
Biggest Steak in Dallas Texas
Big Steak Dallas
Big Steak Challenge Dallas
Big Eats Dallas
You know what I get here?
You guessed it. Amarillo. I’m sure its a fine town, but DAMN.
I do get a 64oz CHICKEN FRIED STEAK and some Burgers.
I’m not getting a frikken Chicken or a BURGER.
Holy Shit Dallas, get your act together.
If you ARE in Dallas, and for some reason have found the warp-tunnel to Amarillo that moves it closer, please let me know. Also, if there is a better Steak Place, also let me know. I can get a GREAT STEAK here, I want a GIANT GREAT steak.
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