Can you be a Lawyer?

I normally let Joe take all the lawyering duties for the page, since that is his calling, but how well, can we translate lawyerese to plain English?

Grab you a sheet of paper, or open up notepad, and see if you can figure out these statements


Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.Lawyer
Where there are visible vapors having their provenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
The stylus is more potent than the Claymore

Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate

Eshew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion

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