Santa Quits !
T’was the night before Christmas-Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks!
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of ; “Thanks Santa”-what do I hear ?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money-The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better,
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter.
They say I owe taxes-if that aint damn funny.
Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money ?
And the kids these days-they are all the pits.
They want the impossible-those mean little shits.
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds,
Assembling dolls….their arms,legs and heads.
I made a ton of yo-yo’s-NO requests for them.
They want computers and ipods-they think I’m IBM !
Flying through the air..dodging the trees,
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
I’m quitting this job, there’s just no enjoyment.
I’ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment !
There’s no Christmas this year…
now you know the reason.
I found me a blonde….
I’m going SOUTH for the season !
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