This is again the Best of the Facebook Feed from the creator.
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You have been warned.
10) There’s nothing hotter than a drunk cougar. Haha, Kidding! Give me a snack ya old bat! I know you have some Animal Crackers or raisins in that purse!
9) I am simple in my complexity and complex in my simplicity.
8) ah memory impairment, the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle
7) Redneck word: Asphalt
It’s your own dumb asphalt for thinkin that would work!
6) I may seem docile, but mess with those I love ..and I’ll shake you like an etch-a-sketch !
5) How many bad decisions did you have to make to arrive at a point where your emotional well being is totally dependent on online relationships?
4) Making sense is entirely overrated.
3) Hey ladies, more of you should shave your eyebrows off. Nothing sexier than big black lines drawn all over your face.
2) No matter how low I lower the bar of expectation some people manage to roll right under it.
And Number 1 . . .
Went for a walk through my mind today. I can have one hell of a garage sale with all the useless crap that’s in there!
Ive been called many things in my life, but the one thing I’ve been called that affects me the most is
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