America’s Got Talent: Week 5

 

Welcome to Week 5 of the Radio City Music Hall round. Enjoy!

If I go into a church and they are singing this, I'm walking out.
If I go into a church and they are singing this, I’m walking out.

VSU Gospel Choir – Like a prayer – Uh WHAT? Do they have NO idea what this song is about? Didn’t we just have this a couple weeks back with an orchestra?
Please Howard bring this up. Mel and Howie slurp, Howard only talks about the two great singers. I wonder if Heidi will let her kids listen to Madonna. Nope. She does bring up that Madonna was successful singing this song with a choir. Duh. I hate her more by the week.
None of them bring up the fact that we heard this.

Red Panda is out, personal issues. I hate to hear that. Hope its not her back again.

Melody Caballero – 10 year old contortionist – Well, Heidi will be happy. Just unreal. I think she really has a bit of showmanship in her. I’m not sure if I can watch this for an hour. Howie wonders if it was WOW. Howard defends it. Heidi brings up the hour, and thinks it would be great as part of a show (SHE CONTRIBUTES!!) Mel B brings up the age, FINALLY. I was starting to forget about that.

Dave Fenley – Singer – I wasn’t that into it. The judges were far more excited than I was. I liked his “debut” better.

2Unique – rapper/DJ – They do Rappers Delight. I think the SugerHill Gang could do better right now. Flip over to can’t Touch this. The Dancers were more entertaining. What am I missing here? Heidi even wonderers if its a Vegas act. Mel thinks they were too small for the room. Oddly enough didn’t say how old they are. Howie thinks it was too Disney. Bet NBC loved that. Howard thinks the dancers were too much.

Sam Johnson – Danger – Nick Cannon says don’t try this at home- Howard says- Where you going to get an 80 foot pole? After some balancing. He uses the pole as a Giant Swing. The problem here is a) the rope was an obvious safty measure, and b) Looked fun. Nick even said he wanted to do it. Sam calls them out on saying it was dangerous enough.

Duo Resonance – Dancers – Very pretty set. I dunno if I could watch it for an hour, but to be honest I think I could on a date.  Howard compares them to the Kristoff Brothers. Mel B brings up the erotic aspect of it. I dunno if they can win, but by far they have an act. Put them with a small orchestra in a small theater, and you have to wear a tie? I think its amazing.D'Angelo and Amanda

D’Angelo and Amanda – Dancers. Of course D’Angelo’s sister is brought up. First standing O of the night. This was unreal, and I’m comfortable as a man saying that. I thought it was very interesting. The wife was not that enthused about it. The showmanship was just out there. Again Nick brings up the sister.

Selena Mykenzie Gordan – Singer – “What hurts the Most” I think thats a “guy song” but that’s just me. I think she kinda got lost on the stage. Heidi also thinks the moment got to her. Mel B just keeps keeps talking about how hot she is. Howie wonders if she thought she did well. She thinks she did well. Howard thinks nerves got to her. She blames the music being off.

John Wing – Comic – I found him VERY funny. The wife laughed a few times. He’s very polished, and even though he might not make it, I think he easily has a career.

Sprice – Sets up a Rube Goldburg device. Amazing thing to do. Like they have had before, I think you sign him, let him set it up in the lobby, and set it off to show off some new promotion. Mel B was bored.

Ruby and Jonas – Dancing – While her brother is magnanimous, she’s conceited. Its kind of annoying. While the comparisons have to come, this routine was not nearly as difficult or near as entertaining. Little too goofy. Catapult

Catapult Entertainment – Shadow Dance – Forget the heartstrings- they breakout Sandy hook. Entertaining? Of course, I forget the act that did it before, and I still think they were better. I don’t get the Sandy Hook inference in the peice. But it was enjoyable. Easily going to take a spot in the next round, but unless they do something more, I’m not sure they go much farther.

My rankings, again- the enjoyment factor, not what I think goes through.

D’Angelo and Amanda
Duo Resonance
Catapult Entertainment
Sam Johnson
John Wing
Melody Caballero
Sprice
Ruby and Jonas
VSU Gospel Choir
Selena Mykenzie Gordan
Dave Fenley
2Unique

My 4? Catapult, Duo, D’Angelo VSU getting the vote over John Wing Sam JOhnson

Duo Resonance
Dave Fenley
Sam Johnson
Selena Mykenzie Gordan
John Wing
Melody Caballero
Ruby and Jonas
D’Angelo and Amanda
2Unique
VSU Gospel Choir
Sprice

The wife’s picks are going to have to wait, she’s sick.

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