When Your over 60, who cares? Vol II

I’m getting older. I may have already posted these. If so, relax and laugh at me. If not, enjoy and have a laugh at the jokes.archie

 

A teacher asks her students if they’re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. “Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?” “The Red Sox.” “Why’s that?” “Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I’m a Red Sox fan too.” “That’s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?” “No, that would make me a Yankees fan!”

 

Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra. The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!

 

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969.” The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog shit 20 feet back.”

 

Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed. “Ted, you look awful. What’s wrong?” Harry asks. Ted says, “Last night I got really drunk, and then somewhere between here and my house, I was abducted by an alien?” Everyone is shocked. “I heard about this kind of thing happening!” Bill says. “What did the alien do to you?” “I don’t remember all the details,” Ted says. “All I remember is being anally probed by the alien.” Everyone is horrified. “I heard that they’ll do that!” Steve says. “What did the alien look like?” Ted responds, “Carl.”

What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large!

Hit TV shows in Iraq

“Husseinfeld”

“Mad About Everything”

“U.S. Military Secrets Revealed”

“Suddenly Sanctions”

“Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest”

“Matima Loves Chachi”

“Buffy The Slayer of Yankee Imperialist Dogs”

“Wheel of Fortune and Terror”

“Iraq”s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers”

“Achmed”s Creek”

“The Price is Right If Saddam Says It”s Right”

“M*U*S*T*A*S*H”

“Veronica”s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses”

“Two Guys, a Girl, and a Mosque”

“When Kurds Attack”

“Just Shoot Me”

“My Two Baghdads”

“Diagnosis Heresy”

“Everybody Loves Saddam Or He”ll Have Them Shot”

“Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things”

“Burka Baywatch”

 

 

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Name: Archie Michael Williams Age: 57 (as of 17 September) Occupation: Department of the Army Civilian / Retired Army NCO Grew up in North Carolina, now live in Oklahoma I entered the US Army in October 1984 and retired May 2005. Veteran of the Gulf War with the 3rd Armor Calvary Regiment (ACR) Spent entire Army career as a Fire Support Specialist (Field Artillery Observer / Coordinator) Avid, let me say this again, AVID sports fan. Favorite teams and sports: NFL = Pittsburgh Steelers MLB = Atlanta Braves NBA = OKC Thunder NHL = There is no way I could care less. Soccer = see NHL note College NCAAF = Oklahoma Sooners NCAAB = UNC Tarheels. Hobbies = Golf, Bowling , Hunting, Fishing I will answer any questions you have, Just give me a buzz!

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