The Donelosthismind Chronicles

The Donelosthismind Chronicles.nsfw

Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever

Kinda weird how I have to wait for my porn to buffer yet all the ads play perfectly in the meantime. >:{

Before I was married, I never thought I would hear a sentence start with, “Can you …” so many fucking times.

If women with low self esteem and personal issues are your thing, then public transit is a gold mine

You can win an argument with a woman or you can get laid. Your choice.

A new study has shown that you might be a dickhead.

I’ve eaten enough pussy in my life to know when one has gone bad.

The 5 stages of Marriage:

– Denial and Isolation
– Anger
– Bargaining
– Depression
– Acceptance

… … … wait, one sec.. GRIEF! I totally meant grief.

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