2. I saw a gal at the gym, wearing sweats with the word “Guess” across the butt. I said..”225?”…
…and THAT is when the fight started…
3. Heat makes things expand. So I don’t have a weight problem, I’m just hot.
4. It’s all fun and games until they bring out the drug-sniffing dogs!
5. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A Blow Job a day, Keeps the sluts away from your man.
6. So I was having sex with this chick I just met last night. I decided to try a move I had seen on Porn Hub. So I just froze and stopped moving. She said “what are you doing?”, I said its called buffering!
7. I thought I would definitely get the job because I had all the necessary skills they required, but Apparently you can’t put masturbation as a hobby on the application! Whatever!
8. You know, Microsoft, if you had called it ‘Bang’ instead of ‘Bing’, you would have destroyed Google. Example: I just ‘Banged’ Megan Fox .
9. Shot in the dark, but I’m guessing those girls that ask to “borrow” a tampon never return it??????
10. That girl who asks you to do things that you have to Google…
She is the keeper……..
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