A little humor for the day.


To live longer – move south


Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously.


Medical Term  Redneck Definition


Artery – The study of paintings

Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria


Barium – What doctors do when patients die


Benign-What you be, after you be eight


Caesarean Section -A neighborhood in Rome


Cat scan -Searching for Kitty


Cauterize – Made eye contact with her


Colic – A sheep dog


Coma – A punctuation mark


Dilate -To live long


Enema- Not a friend


Fester-Quicker than someone else


Fibula-A small lie


Impotent-Distinguished, well known


Labor Pain-Getting hurt at work


Medical Staff-A Doctor’s cane


Morbid-A higher offer


Nitrates-Rates of Pay for Working at Night,

Normally more money than Days


Node-I knew it


Outpatient-A person who has fainted


Pelvis-Second cousin to Elvis


Post Operative-A letter carrier


Recovery Room-Place to do upholstery


Rectum-Nearly killed him


Secretion-Hiding something


Seizure-Roman Emperor


Tablet-A small table


Terminal Illness-Getting sick at the airport


Tumor-One plus one more


Urine-Opposite of you’re out


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About Archie 139 Articles
Name: Archie Michael Williams Age: 57 (as of 17 September) Occupation: Department of the Army Civilian / Retired Army NCO Grew up in North Carolina, now live in Oklahoma I entered the US Army in October 1984 and retired May 2005. Veteran of the Gulf War with the 3rd Armor Calvary Regiment (ACR) Spent entire Army career as a Fire Support Specialist (Field Artillery Observer / Coordinator) Avid, let me say this again, AVID sports fan. Favorite teams and sports: NFL = Pittsburgh Steelers MLB = Atlanta Braves NBA = OKC Thunder NHL = There is no way I could care less. Soccer = see NHL note College NCAAF = Oklahoma Sooners NCAAB = UNC Tarheels. Hobbies = Golf, Bowling , Hunting, Fishing I will answer any questions you have, Just give me a buzz!

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