A little humor for the day.

 

To live longer – move south

 

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously.

 

Medical Term  Redneck Definition

 

Artery – The study of paintings

Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria

 

Barium – What doctors do when patients die

 

Benign-What you be, after you be eight

 

Caesarean Section -A neighborhood in Rome

 

Cat scan -Searching for Kitty

 

Cauterize – Made eye contact with her

 

Colic – A sheep dog

 

Coma – A punctuation mark

 

Dilate -To live long

 

Enema- Not a friend

 

Fester-Quicker than someone else

 

Fibula-A small lie

 

Impotent-Distinguished, well known

 

Labor Pain-Getting hurt at work

 

Medical Staff-A Doctor’s cane

 

Morbid-A higher offer

 

Nitrates-Rates of Pay for Working at Night,

Normally more money than Days

 

Node-I knew it

 

Outpatient-A person who has fainted

 

Pelvis-Second cousin to Elvis

 

Post Operative-A letter carrier

 

Recovery Room-Place to do upholstery

 

Rectum-Nearly killed him

 

Secretion-Hiding something

 

Seizure-Roman Emperor

 

Tablet-A small table

 

Terminal Illness-Getting sick at the airport

 

Tumor-One plus one more

 

Urine-Opposite of you’re out

 

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About Archie 139 Articles
Name: Archie Michael Williams Age: 57 (as of 17 September) Occupation: Department of the Army Civilian / Retired Army NCO Grew up in North Carolina, now live in Oklahoma I entered the US Army in October 1984 and retired May 2005. Veteran of the Gulf War with the 3rd Armor Calvary Regiment (ACR) Spent entire Army career as a Fire Support Specialist (Field Artillery Observer / Coordinator) Avid, let me say this again, AVID sports fan. Favorite teams and sports: NFL = Pittsburgh Steelers MLB = Atlanta Braves NBA = OKC Thunder NHL = There is no way I could care less. Soccer = see NHL note College NCAAF = Oklahoma Sooners NCAAB = UNC Tarheels. Hobbies = Golf, Bowling , Hunting, Fishing I will answer any questions you have, Just give me a buzz!

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